Friday, September 30, 2011

Goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm Food


Yay! I'm not sick anymore! But this doesn't mean that my throat still isn't sore. Why? Oh because I sang of course. I sing in the car and just really go for it. I give it my all. I don't hold back. No regrets, just love. This is despite whatever my face will look like when I hold out a note, because I love music so much. I don't care who looks, I don't care, because I love music in all it's essence. I love the fact that we've taken things of nature and crafted them into instruments that make sounds pleasant to the ears. That strings of sounds come together to tell a story. That words have been applied to music to tell a specific story, to send a message, to have fun, to convey so many things. Music is in the background of many TV shows, commercials, movies have soundtracks, there are now videos that accompany music, radio, and the list could go on; a whole business is created from music. And I want to be a part of it. I may not know how to sing in a specific key, and I never know what Simon, Randy, and Paula are (were) talking about when they say a performance was "pitchy" (when I thought it sounded pretty darn good because it was better than what I could do), but I sure as heck will sing with all my soul in a car. And at times I KNOW I harmonize with the song that's playing. When that happens, I feel totally validated. I was also validated this summer (I work at a summer camp) by a camper who does chorus (in high school) when she overheard me singing and told me that I was good without having to ensure me that I'm not "that bad" which is usually the response I get when I say I suck at singing. But I didn't even have to prompt her or get the pity "You're not that bad!" And it made me so happy because nobody had ever said that to me before. Then she was either just being a good sport after that or truly wanted it, but she would occasionally ask me to sing for her. This built my confidence to want to pursue singing lessons, that I have some potential...Regardless, throughout our journey, I will continue to muse about music and what it means to my life and how big a role it plays and how much I want to play a part in it!

Anyways, my voice feels strained because I was in the car (all by myself, when others are around, I usually hold back), for about an hour and a half, about the time of a concert, and realized, I sang a full concert, and maybe even performed more songs than your typical concert because the songs were back to back to back. Buuut as I was sick, and with the thing that ailed me most, my sore throat, I focused efforts on trying to soothe it. As I had said before, my throat spray had long since been expired, and was only working for short amounts of time, so I was looking to warm/hot food consumption. And I started thinking of the "goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm" food that there is out there in the world and this is the extensive list that I came up with:
1. Soup
2. Oatmeal
3.
4.
5.
6.

(sidebar for any of you Friends fans, this reminds me of when Phoebe fruitless, dare I say vegetableless, efforts to list off all the different types of celery)

I had anticipated an easy and full list of items to consume that would soothe my throat as I ate it and came to the startling conclusion that said list is not very extensive. I mean, yes, there are plenty of different types of soups out there, and you can add many things to your oatmeal, but there really isn't an expansive amount of things to be consumed that goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm-food. I mean you could warm up applesauce, but I feel like it is meant to be served chilled. I tried to think maybe pasta, but most of it you have to spend extra time chewing and wouldn't really go down so easy. And if you tried you could end up like this kid


Or if you suck and live by yourself, you may have to end up like this girl



Either way, you could risk having to be touched by someone else or breaking your own ribs, resulting in a trip to the hospital...but at least you'd be alive, just to prove that pasta could go down easy. So don't try to prove me wrong or this could be you



Ok, then thought about mashed potatoes. Great right? Accompanied with gravy, another goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm food, the perfect combo. But when you're sick, you're not gonna have the energy nor desire to make mashed potatoes. And that instant crap just isn't the same.

Another option is to go the cold way: get milkshakes, ice-cream, pudding, jello, etc. But those aren't meals.

Yet, my problem isn't solved. There should be more quick goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm type foods out there. And they should also come in snack form. I know, your solution is "Be healthier and just never get a sore throat!" DUH! Like I haven't thought of that! I would do that if it was easier, but these were the cards I was dealt. So I dealt with them. And got mad at them because I had to miss a few days of work and class.

If you have any suggestions, please share them (as in goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm food) in the comments section below. I just think our Amurrcan culture should generate more of these goes-down-your-throat-real-easy-and-is-warm types of food for such situations...and also make them easy to make for when you're sick and lazy :)

Wednesday, September 28, 2011

I Think Waaaaay Too Much

I am currently sick. The kind of sick that keeps you in bed for a good portion of the day. The usual flu-like symptoms: sore throat, stuffy nose, coughing, upset stomach, etc. And as I've spent a good portion of the day sleeping and catching up on some of my favorite shows, I've also had a lot of time to think and realize that I think waaaay too much.

For instance, I recently started working at Red Robin; and due to my illness, I called off. Well texted off. I texted one of my bosses because I'm friends with him. Anyway, he called me back while I was in-between states and when I looked at my phone and saw that I had a missed call from him, I thought the worst. I am a new employee and am still finishing training and thought that the reason he had called was to fire me. I'm also employed at a local coffee shop (C'ville Coffee) which is about as non-corporate a business can get. Either way, when my friends have asked how I like them, I usually say that Red Robin is very corporate and C'ville Coffee is chill. That's not to say corporate is bad. It means consistency, it means mandatory cleanliness, it means uniform, it means manuals, it means protocol. C'ville Coffee is locally owned and has no upper hierarchy to answer to like Red Robin does. So when I texted both of my bosses, I expected different responses. From C'ville Coffee, I got a "Hope you feel better" message. And I hadn't heard anything back from my boss at Red Robin. But when I received that missed call, my brain immediately went into overdrive. Here was my thought process:

"Oh, missed call" [checks to see who it was from but before I get there I get another notification on my phone]
"Also a new voicemail" [checks to see who the caller was]
"IT'S ERIC! (my boss, not me) AAAAAAAHHHHHHH I'm probably fired, yup that's it, and he's calling me as a friend and left me a voicemail saying that even though we're friends outside of work, Red Robin (in all its corporate glory) has a policy that if you call off during training you are automatically terminated."
"Wait they can't fire me without warning, they never mentioned what would happen if you called off during training."
"Or can they, do they have the right to hire and fire without reason? Where would I find this out?"
"Regardless, I'm sick, I couldn't help that, and they wouldn't want me coming in and contaminating all the food and customers so they can't be mad."
"However, this may seem like a foreshadowing of my work ethic in the future, and therefore find grounds to fire me."
"But they can call my previous employers, I almost never call off, and come to think of it, haven't been sick in months."
"I wonder who got me sick, my roommate? The retreat I was on last weekend? From work?"
"Was I more susceptible to sickness because I haven't been sleeping or eating much lately? Is my body in shock because I had 3 full meals yesterday?"
"Wait, doesn't illness stay with you even after you're 'feeling better'? So really I should be out of work for more than a couple days. CRAP!"
"Ow my throat hurts...why isn't this throat spray lasting more than 20 minutes?" [checks bottle]
"Of course it expired in April...of 2008!"

And all of this happened in about .8 seconds.

And as it turned out, the voicemail from Eric was nothing but friendly and he just wanted to reschedule training for another day!

As I was waiting for something to load online, I thought I should keep track of all my random streams of thought, because something might prove thoughtful or groundbreaking. Buuuuuuuuut until that day comes, I'll keep chronicling. It'll give me something to laugh about in years to come, and maybe you'll be entertained as well :)

I wonder where my thoughts will take me next...